oopi:

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

oopi:

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

pullet:

IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!

(via niallssquidgybum)

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

image

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

2srooky:

contra-indication:

sramister:

Our Band director wasn’t at school.

what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?

Because you’re fucking nerds

2srooky:

contra-indication:

sramister:

Our Band director wasn’t at school.

what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?

Because you’re fucking nerds

(via niallssquidgybum)

gayvid-dickmour:

when you start listening to ur favorite band less and less but when u listen to them again you’re like hELL YEA THIS IS MY FAVE BAND AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I FORGOT HOW PERFECT THEY ARE AND THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME

(Source: loureecl, via sexuallyactivegrandma)

browngirlblues:

Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through

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follow-the-music:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

yes

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

(Source: noisnotme, via sexuallyactivegrandma)